A few questions that need answering! [ANSWERED]

[tess]

hey all, I'm new here, but I've been visiting gabrielthomson.com for quite a while now I just wondered if you could help me with a few things.

I have a couple of quotes from various episodes and I can't for the life of me remember which ones they come from and it's really annoying me, haha. The first one I'm pretty sure is from series five:

Ben: [grabs Michael on the neck from behind] Right, gotcha!
Michael: How long have you been waiting there?
Ben: Hours. Where's my £60?
Michael: I put it in the bank.
Ben: At this time of night?
Michael: Erm... I did it online.
Ben: [looking puzzled] I gave you cash!
Michael: It's got a holographic modem.
Ben: What's that?
Michael: Well... you scan the bank notes into the feeder slot, which then converts them into cyber-pennies... which, then transmatterates them directly into my account.
Ben: Well, transmatterate them back.
Michael: Erm... you can't do it twice. They'll disintegrate.
Ben: Come on! You can't fool me! I'm not your mother! If you can transmatterate them one way, you can transmatterate them back! Now, where's my cash?


and this one:

Susan: I have decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives.
Michael: You're going to kill dad?

if you could tell me which episodes these are from I'd be really grateful! It's driving me insane

[Kaz [Chief Admin]]

The first quote, I think is from the Mouthtrap in Series 5. Where Ben pays Michael £60 to distract Susan from something or other by telling her about his new girlfriend. Robert will probably be online later and I'm sure he could explain that one in more detail for you. Or check the episode guides on the BBC's My Family website.

The second quote is from Series Two episode, Driving Miss Crazy. The Harper's are having trouble with a neighbour, Mr Casey. Susan has decided to invite Mr Casey round and talk their troubles through to "sort out this madness that is ruining all our lives".

Hope that helps!

[madhattertom]

Wow. Kaz your good at this.